Hi Everybody! Your favourite friendly druid is back, feeling much better, thanks for asking! Oh Boy, have I got some news for You!
When I was feeling better, I went to Stormwind to see what those old guys could teach me. One of them, when I asked him what he could teach me, made a really rude comment! I couldn’t believe it! I went to the Union and told them about it, and they laughed at me, and said “it’s the only way to get ahead in this game, sister”. Can you believe it! Not only is it rude and digusting, but a dirty, pervy dwarf calling me “sister”? Eww. Gross.
I shifted into travel form and ran away, crying. Somehow, I ended up at the enchanter’s store, where some very nice people gave me a drink and calmed me down. One young man offered to go to Old Town and sort those perv’s out, but I said that’s OK. My mum always said “Lost business hurts more than a face-pounding”. We started talking about what they did (enchanting teachers) and why they liked it (playing with magic and destroying things, apparently it’s safer than Engineering), and so I dropped that dirty leatherworking and started my training as an Enchanter! I kept skinning, though, because I like to say my little goodbyes to the animals that I have to kill.
They told me that I would have to get some pretty good items and do whats called “disenchant” them (which basically means I get to break it apart with some magic and see what it’s made of), and I use whats left to enchant other good items. I didn’t have any good stuff in my bags that I could disenchant right away, and they said that a good place to go for starters is Deadmines. Being a fair way along my Pathway, I didn’t have any troubles at all, sneaking in past all the meanines, and taking out the bosses that drop the good stuff. Trix laughed when I told her what I was doing, and said that that is called “assassinating“, but I don’t think it is, that sounds like a meanie thing to do, and I’m not a meanie!
I kinda got bored going through Deadmines, so I headed up north to a place that I had heard about called ShadowFang Keep, which is a really gloomy place. On the way there, I reached my 40th level of my Path, which I was very excited about. Finally, I’m mature enough to learn how to ride a tiger! Yay! I went to Moonglade, and learned my new skills (the big one of which was learning how to upgrade my Bear form into a bigger bear, called Dire Bear), and then flew to Darnassus where I said Hi to Mum and Dad. We caught up on things, and they congratulated me on reaching 40, and we all went out to choose a Sabre for me. I ended up picked the cutest little Striped Frostsaber, he is so adorable! He’s actually faster than I am when I”m in travel form, even with me on his back!
I did make it to ShadowFang Keep, and yeah. When everyone said it was gloomy, they weren’y kidding. It’s filled with these weird wolf-men and dead people who aren’t really dead. I am able to sneak through there like I did at Deadmines, but sometimes I just get so annoyed with being there that I turn into a Dire Bear and take out the lot of them. I don’t think I’m a meanie for doing it, since they are evil and everything.
My big plan was to stay tanking until I was old enough to go to that new planet everyone is talking about, Outland, and then change to be a healer. But, after talking with an awesome druid called Sepai, and having a tanking experience in a mine called Uldaman (I did a totally awesome job, everyone said so, even though, well, see below for details), I have decided to stay tanking until I finish my Pathway, and see if I like it then.
So yea, we went to Uldaman. I was doing the best job at tanking, we didn’t die once or even get close to it, and everything was going smooth. We got to this big lady giant, called Ironaya, when all of a sudden, the Universe froze. Trix and I didn’t know what was going on, people were complaining about “Damn Patches” and “Rolling Restarts”, but I don’t understand any of that. I do know that when the Universe started again, it wasn’t normal enough to keep going, so we decided to come back another time.
I have a quest to do in Scarlet Monestary, but Trix won’t come with me. She says that last time she was there, some old monk grabbed her … you know, … her bum (*giggle*), and she had to cool him off with a Frostbolt or seven. I said to her “they can grab all the bear butt they want, I’ll Swipe ‘em!”.
I’ll be doing alot of travelling nowadays, having a mount and all, so Trix and I will get to see alot of the world. If you see us in our travels, don’t be shy! Say Hi!
(omg, Trix, I’m a poet!)
Bye!!
- Shasmo